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I was robbed at the petrol station. I gathered myself together, my hands were still shaking, I was dizzy and I honestly think I was in shock. All, my money was gone. I called the police, they were fantastic and called for medical assistance as my blood pressure was through the roof.





The police asked me if I knew who did it, and I told them "Yes, it was pump number 2.”
 

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New joke.

A man and his wife were watching TV. He had the remote and switching back and forth. Golf, Porn, Golf, Porn. After several more times, his wife turns to him and says, "Honey, just go back to porn, you already know how to play golf."
 

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A man and a girl were sitting beside each other in the first class section of an airplane. The girl sneezed, took out a tissue, gently wiped her nose, then visibly shuddered for ten to fifteen seconds. The man went back to his reading. A few minutes later, the girl sneezed again, took a tissue, wiped her nose, then shuddered violently once more ..... Assuming that the girl might have a cold, the man was still curious about the shuddering. A few more minutes passed when the Girl sneezed yet again. As before, she took a tissue, wiped her nose, her body shaking even more than before.

Unable to restrain his curiosity, the man turned to the girl and said, "I couldn't help but notice that you've sneezed three times, wiped your nose and then shuddered violently. Are you OK?"

"I am sorry if I disturbed you, I have a very rare medical condition; whenever I sneeze I have an orgasm."

The man, more than a bit embarrassed, was still curious. "I have never heard of that condition before" he said. "Are you taking anything for it?"

The Girl nodded ..... "Pepper."
 

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Here's a joke to add

A bird owner has a Parrot. Every day, the bird would say vulgar things to the owner. The owner didnt understand it and would ask the bird why say such mean things to me? The bird would just continue to say vulgar things. One day, the owners family and friends were coming over for dinner. The owner was prepared to explain to his family and friends about the bird. But, the whole time the bird was quiet and the owner was amazed and curious why the bird was quiet. After everyone left, the owner asked why were you quiet? The Parrot replied, what did that bird do to you to have it for dinner?
 
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